Late Night

The Beast Within by Edward Levi (vampireesq)Maximum Ride by James Patterson

And I thought the doctor named Edwardo was funny.
This is seriously hilarious.

While I'm searching books that similar to twilight I mean to romance nobles and stuff not vampires! Who the fuck care about a person that use the trick in the face lifting commercials in YouTube and have really weird teeth.
I have those teeth in the lower line of teeth.

So why it's funny?
The names. Edward and Patterson.
I'm was like THE FUCK?!

*Nice song from my iTunes [from twilight breaking dawn part 1 album]*

Bad ass bella like in hillywood really match.

Or maybe stripping.

Or maybe bella stripping.

Hyperactive child with sugar around the streets - that would be me.