Crete #1

Crete.

I love it.

The sun, the breeze, the Israeli people that are everywhere, the obesity of the people.

Well, could have been worse.

But seriously, they are fat in here.

After seeing one, you are not hungry anymore, not from the look, but the fear of looking the same.

I know that you should live happily and eat however you want (and you'll get slim because happiness burns calories), but I have limits, because your belly shouldn't be bigger than your tits.

Whenever I see one of the mothers there i think about Honey Boo-Boo.

But it's the same with the Russians.

They drink beer in the morning, and at night they finish the alcohol load of the bar.

At least I like the way that thy dress, it's like a huge mafia.

Wives in beautiful evening dresses, the children in button shirts (or Polo's) and denim.

So right now, I'm sitting in a white dress, on the porch, writing on the laptop and hearing music.

Our room is in front of the pool, and a view to the sea.

It's a hotel that's on the beach.

I'm waiting for a day with flat water, hopefully start doing water ski.

So, yesterday we had a flight and I slept in the whole flight, had no idea what happened, and even on the airport I slept (and missed a chance of getting chocolate from the Duty Free!).

We came here about at 7 am yesterday, and went to the pool, and a breakfast.

And there was bacon everywhere.

I barely ate meat, it's annoying, I barely can eat here, but it's good, in like every other vacation, I lose weight instead of gaining, which is quite funny, being Jewish totally worth it.

So, the pool is wonderful.

I love it here.

I'd probably write a review about it when I'll be home.

Okay, so something I've noticed that is quite disturbing.

In where are we, it's very nude, somehow.

We went to a souvenir shop close to our hotel in a small village, and you know peelers (probably not the way you say it, but the things to cut the "skin" of vegetables), well there's the side of the knife, and there's the side of the handle.

The handle is made of wood, shaped as nothing else but pines.

Yes, the dildo of the kitchen.

I've bought a snowball of Crete and the face of the Minotaur near it.

Well, I'm enjoying the most I can.

And I wonder if you were ever in Greece, or in Crete.

It's nice to be here, though it's -kind of- in the same continent (Israel is part on Asia, part on Europe, and part on Africa).

We share the same sea, the same area (middle east), and we have pretty much the same music genre.

Well, I'm only at the start, but I want to meet my friends again.

About at the last they I'll be a little bit home sick.

And I want to write a letter to Maya G, she can't get her phone, but she will get mails.

I wonder if she'll become a slave like the others, MB is pretty good at it.

Reminds me I still need to write another guide.

Fuck.

Well at least I can, since I have (poor connection) Wi-Fi.

I'd like to have a bucket list, things to do until I'm 30.

And also until I'm 20.

And it won't be so easy, a little extremish, but I like this shit.

Can you imagine me, doing this?

You may write suggestions, even the hardest and the weirdest but I'll do it, it's my thing.

Maybe when I'll finish my duty on the army (fuck yeah! I will serve the country -like every other 18 year old in his time-), and then I'll went to America (or something), and start to do stuff in my YouTube account, the trail to finish my bucket list.

I'd probably stay somewhere with good Wi-Fi (my eternal bff) and with many places to be in, when in one side I could surf, and in the other snowboard.

It's my dream.

Or if I'll be able to, I'll save my money to went to Italy (and finish the pasta they have, om nom!) and snowboard there.

And work in nice job, where I'll get money that's enough to live from and save a little.

But one thing is for sure, I'll have a garden (or just put them in the little pots), because I can't stand the awful taste of most of places veggies.

I'll have a dream, like maybe be in skateboard or surfing competitions, because you win money and I like it, and probably I'll have a real job, hopefuly to work few days a week and in the weekends I can be a surfing teacher or do whatever I want!

But one thing, I want to do it with someone.

I want to do it with a friend, Gal or a Guy, but with someone.

It's fun, don't you think?

So I'm finishing here so I'll write on the guide, and so I could write my bucket list on Springpad!

It'll be public, so if you'll have an account (recomended!) you can comment and I'll add it, or to watch it, anyway on the side bar you'll have a link and it's in a text box so you'll be able to read it!

The last thing, when I'll be in home I will restart my laptop so my posts will be better because I will be able to make crap better!

I planning on to get Photoshop or Illustrator, to start working this way.

I'll try my best to get it and share it with you, and if you'd like, a download link (probably won't happen because someone -cough, cough- never comment!).

One last thing, I read now a book in iBook, named Turned, so you may download it and read it, it's about Vampires but it starting a little strange (avoid the thing of that he offers his sit to her, it won't be a thing like Twilight)

I'm a fucking 12 year old, and for fun, I write blog about my life.

Oh well...

Berries, survivors,

I hope you'll make it.