Things I know

I don't get this new trend of this distasteful chokers.

They seem plain childish and they bore me. 

Just a tangled curved piece of plastic hanging on your neck snugly. 

The boy who sits next to me in math [elya] asked me what's the weird thing on Naya's neck. 

I saw it on some 8'5 (eight grade number 5) girl on the first day and on Dana in this very recent Friday. 

I told him that it's a very trendy thing at 2001 and that it looks weird. 

He was still baffled. For a reasonable reason, I mean, why would she wear this thing?

And to add it up, I fear that this 2001 fashion returns. 

They even started to cut more and more of their school shirts. 

Their butts are half exposed. 

And guess what fellas? They wear thongs. 

I know that thongs aren't the worst thing in the world. 

I mean, a g-string is better than a c-string. 

And c strings are very odd. 

I mean, it's one thing to get tan lines from a normal swimsuit knickers, but how can you explain the c string. 

I mean, you may have a gorgeously tan coloured body, but your vagina is pale as fuck. Which is a something you probably won't get because it's really hard to laugh and fuck.




Okay, it's evening, not very pleased by how weak and ridiculous and helpless some females are, because, guys, deal with this shit, you know what to do, and you don't have to recruit an army of super crazy humans with vaginas.