Yes this is the real one.
I've made one.
And since you didn't gave me any ideas *cough* *cough* I've made a vlog about writing this post.
And all the I'm writing captured right in my iPhone.
So...
I'm getting surprised everyday.
Look at the stats.
Well I don't know what the thing that I always get views from Israel, it's weird because I live here, and the only one who know this blog.
So I'm ignoring them.
But South Korea?
Well...
I have a problem with south korea...
Because my birthday date is the same one of Kim Jong On, or how he writes it.
If he were alive I'd probably be hanged because having the same birthday date in North Korea with Kim Jons family member is illegal.
Just kidding.
I wonder how it's like to live in every place of those -you- readers.
USA.
I have a big family there.
But it's only in NYC.
I know that one day I'll move to a sunny place, in a beautiful state.
Probably in the worst apartment..... But who cares?! It's America!
Russia.
So many Israeli people getting whores (sorry about that) and wives from there.
My aunt is from Russia.
And you have vodka.
Funny fact.
I've drank vodka once, it was mixed with my favorite juice, mango juice.
It made me go like "wooohooo!!!" and then to "oh crap..." and then "fuck you all!" and I would love to this again.
It was at the beginning of the school year.
I guess after I've started to cut.
And you're freezing most of the year so it's not really fun.
Germany,
It's never fun word in April.
You know... Holocaust...
But with it, you're an awesome ski spot!
And I've never been there.
Israel!!
I have only one sentence for this land!
YOU SUCK.
And it's true.
Ask me, a citizen of it.
At least we have Bar Refali so, if someone want to bomb the shit out of us, ha!
France.
I've been only in disney there.
I've hated this place.
Probably because I've been stuck with smokers, and not very kosher food (like everywhere else).
Viva le France.
Indonesia.
I've never been there.
So I even can't have a rude comment.
I don't really know how people in your place look alike.
I should get there someday.
South Korea.
As said before, I have a problem with this.
But still, I like any kind of people who reminds me Gangnam Style and the new song of PSY Gentleman and when I went to this Opera the main male singer was from South Korea.
You awesome.
Canada.
My best friend is from there, Maya.
I like Canada.
And I like Mapel.
We are so good together!
Hungary,
I like your name.
It's like hungry, and hungry reminds me Patrick Star who wake up in 3am for a krabby patty.
And I like the coffee-restaurant in our cinema with the black worker we clap for him when he make Hungary food.
Kazakhstan.
I think you are need Russia, right?
And if I don't, don't get mad, I didn't knew that Yeman is in Asia and It's my grand-grandma place where she born.
So I've never been there.
I'll bet you're freezing either.
So in this conversation you figured that I suck at maps, the map of Apple is more correct.
For the old readers, my first blog named Lime and I've colored today my change jar in this color.
So here is the video.
It's dumb, but It's mine.
Well I think it's a good beginning for me.
Maybe if -faking a couch and staring at you- someone -cough- will comment about ideas it would be better.
But since -cough- nobody is commenting.
Ha!
It just cancelled so horay for no more awful trip.
Well, I just came to the room and Cancer was on, I'm not in the mood.
I'm a promise maker, so here is the real first video.
Ha!
Bye.
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