Hyper

I'm sweaty like a pig (I don't even know if pigs actually sweat, it's probably weird that if they will, because waddles is adorable, he shouldn't sweat, he can change bodies with Soos, but he can't sweat) and that's because I ate too much chocolate. 

I'm hyperactive right now. 

I'm the kind of girl that you never ever give chocolate to. 

It's dangerous. 

I probably can murder someone when I'm under the cocoa and dairy mixture. 

Fucking god!

WHAT IF THE GOVERNMENT CONTROLS US.

WITH CHOCOLATE?!

I should become a meme, actually, everyone that is hyper should be a meme. 

Like Valentin!

I saw Scouted today, and Bar Refali (I don't care how you spell it in English, she got made in this land, she's 100% Hebrew -in denial), and Valentin!

Oh, Valentin!

She's hyperactive, and adorable, and smart, well, she's amazing. 

Have you saw the new features of the update of YouTube on iPhone?

I love it!

I watched Onision. 

I love this kid, I have no idea from where he is, but he's adorable. 

He came behind him (Onision) and said "I'm a banana", in a banana costume, he's a god. 

I need a banana costume, actually I need a honey costume, it would be so awesome, I'm honey, in a fucking honey costume!

You know the feeling when you aren't sure if you dreamt it, or it actually happen, so you try to understand.

It happened to me once.

Or thousand times, but it's always happening. 

Like one night I thought I cut myself again, and in the morning I didn't understand why my wrist is okay. 

Or the mime dream, it's still creepy, very creepy. 

And the amounts of times that I dreamt that my iPhone screen is shattered, and on the morning I was like "Phew, I got saved!"  

Yesterday I dreamt about two girls the searched for something, and you know that zombie make up tutorials on YouTube, they had it only on half from their face. 

I have no idea of what happens in night. 

It's like on avatar (now I'm talking about the blue people), like when I go to sleep I'm awake in another place.

I once had a dream, that I'm watching a play, it was normal, until Greek goddesses sat next to me. 

It's awful. 

Once I had to hide a ghost as an eight year old. 

The weirdest one, is when I was about 3, I dreamt that I had twitty (cute yellow bird), in my stomach, after two months, my mother got pregnant!

Bam my weird foresee skills!

It's weird, we have stories like this on my family. 

I don't know if it's real. 

It's like a mystery. 

Like the mystery shack!

I love dipper and mable!

It's probably illegal to hate them, like cutest twins, and they have awesome life, mable dated 5 gnomes and she thought they was a vampire, they made little people puke rainbows, they traveled through time, and defrosted a president, and they defeated wax Sherlock, and wax Shakespeare. 

I want to move to gravity falls, it's like, the best nowhere to be stuck in!

I like the cat in the hat, I watched the movie today, it's a real family movie, adult jokes, kid jokes, and a fucking cat, with a hat. 

Okay, am I the only one that hates people who talk in English? With their 100% Hebrew friends, like, on real life you're Hebrew, on your Facebook, you speak English. 

Come on bitch!

I know I'm a little bit the same story. 

Just that I'm blogging, to people I don't know, and they, they writing to their friends. 

The worst is keren, she's like the losers on facebook, like the ones that will press that accept button only to have more friends (I've done this mistake once, and had 300+ friends, now I have around 40), she even likes her damn photos. 

And people mock others that they are lame, it makes no sense, the forty friends kid or the three hundred friends kid, come on, you know who is the fake one. 

I really like drawing. 

For now I'm making terrible version (it's not very proportional, of course), of medusa-anorexia, I just remember this blog 2medusa, and just bam, drew anorexic figure that smiles, and have snakes as hair. 

I want to get better. 

Dear creator of Batman: Year One,

The fuck?

Sincerely, this confused girl. 

I regret watching it.

Like the people that decided to put this movie, before the movies you actually understand all it's story, you should let people get interested, and then you give them a chance to watch other movies, it worked great with Spider-Man, and with other movies that I just don't watch because I hate most of drama movies. 

I hate drama movies, it's so weird, and impossible, you can make it possible, but then it'll be boring. 

This is why real life drama is better, I prefer to watch comment fights than the actual video, it's fun, like how people get insulted. 

I believe it's funnier when two people that came from the same reason, and agree about the same thing, fight.

It's a bit more stupid than what's happening around Israel. 

Like Syria, it's brother slaughter, they murder each other, and the same is going on Egypt. 

I don't understand the police actually, why can't they understand, and turn over against the government. 

They can be a little more smart, unite as the people who hate Israel, and fucking kill us. 

It's stupid that they fight when they can go together proud, and do what they believe in!

Because killing people is fun, you just too stupid to understand. 

You know, if you know somebody that actually wants to die, or that you need to kill somebody, let the job done from people that actually need to calm down, and they'll kill someone with all of their anger. 

It's much better. 

You know, instead of killing yourself from the pain, and anger, kill others, by order of course.

You know, I like the under of boards (surfboards, skateboards, snowboards), many of them, have cartoon under, or saying. 

Like this kid from the surfing, under his board there's "Why so serious?" And on many skateboards I've saw, like this little kid, he had a comics under his, and snowboards, it's harder to see them, but I remember on somebody's board he had some smiley and saying. 

I don't remember it, it was about half year ago. 

Today I thought that its so stupid that many superheroes name themselves after animals, I tried for five minutes to thing about a bug that I'd be (so I could be the side-kick of the mighty bee), and all I thought about was spider-girl, I tried to think about my favorite bug, and I don't like many, like they disgusting, even the butterflies. 

I thought about that my favorite is spider, and thought its be clever, and then I figured who I watched yesterday? Spider-Man, I felt stupid. 

And than an ant walked on me, and I suppose that I should be Ant-Girl!

Like Fanboy's "girlfriend" on this episode, I could hold 10x my weigh, and I can minimize myself. 

You know, the Mighty Bee, is awesome. 

She don't have any weaknesses, even from zucchinis!

I loved this episode. 

I love many episodes. 

One of my favorites, it's with the gigs, with the "Pretty Pretty Princesses" and Bessie, and Rocky, and the van. 

Oh god the van. 

It was amazing. 

It sparkles, with rainbows, and unicorns, and it smells like cherry!

Oh Cherry! This girl is the worst-best bitch that the bees ever met!

Well, today, the surfing was better, I caught better waves (yay), and I ate an apple instead of the hideous chocolate and bread sandwich (the bread is awful, and the chocolate isn't even Nutella!).

And today... Drums, drums, drums...

I DISCOVERED WHO WILL BE IN MY CLASS!

And it's better than nothing. 

It could be worse, I still hate many of them, but it could be worse. 

I could be with Ms. Kooka!

Phew. 

Now I'm just with this Luli girl (I you even remember), and the girl that used to be my best friend at kindergarten but she probably dont remember me, I'm with G so it's good. 

And with guys I don't really care if I'd be with or not. 

As I said before, most of the kids there are the popular jocks. 

I'm there because I'm good at sports, and because I'm smart, lately the reputation of the classes, is the typical athletes, that considered dumb. 

Oh god! Who are you? I love you!

Beard and banjo is always good together. 

Mumford and Sons. 

I love you so much. 

Your beard. 

I know this song!

Now it's Diane Young, I saw it few times in my YouTube music tour (why to go outside and try to spend money that can afford a bed, when you can plug your headphones and have good time?), if I could to go to a concert, I would. 

The closest one is of Rihanna, and I prefer dressed people, even if its meat, *cough cough* Gaga. 

You know, I want to go to a concert, but for few, each one from other genre. 

Because we all know that rock and pop concerts probably will have sometimes the same vibe, but comparing them to jazz, it would be different. 

I want to do it. 

It's like the hipster experience. 

Just without being snobby, it makes you wise, not trashy. 

I hate many things that is society excepted. 

If you ever visited in the art museum on Tel Aviv, you'd understand, it's not art, when I visited the old train rails on New York (it looks amazing), on the walls, the art was better. 

Graffiti is more free.

It's never boring. 

Tattoo artists, always creative. 

Some of the photographers, unconventional art, I'm in love with macro photos, dramatic, unusual situations (a business man with umbrella, that will guard him from apples, and the fish bowls, I loved it!

You know, in every single thing, there's two worlds, completely different, yet, on the exact same base. 

The example that I think about right now, photographs, it's so different, and I'll even make I more specific, on the beach category, surfing. 

Instead of the common, inside of the perfect wave a picture of a surfer surfing, picture the under, the back of beginners, and instead of two girls on the beach with their boards, do the actual life, the laughing, the falling, because its overdone to do the same, make yourself pop out. 

Add colors, add interest. 

You can take a picture of a guitar, but think outside the box, in this case it's inside, take the photo from inside of the guitar.

Change the Norma, and it's beautiful. 

On Purim, the city gets some snow from the Harmon, and we make huge snow fight. 

It's awesome. 

So for one day, in the winter, beach party. 

Raise the temperature of the air conditioning, put nice lounge chairs, and add ice cream, it's amazing. 

You know, I really like this new law, that you can't use photoshop on pictures, it would be better if making every editing that changes things illegal. 

Example. 

Auto tune. 

It doesn't fair, people have skills, but they won't get appreciated because with a click of a mouse, others can seem to be good as you. 

It will destroy few artists, but it will be pure. 

Don't you think so?

You know, if I'd ever learn drums, my teacher will call me a miracle. 

I'm like, the kind of people, that just can't stay in the beat. 

I'm fucking Bessie when it comes to it. 

Just that I won't use chopsticks. 

You know, when I start to think that I'm the one that don't shut up, I just find out that I have 70 new messages in some group they opened. 

I'd rather that people will just lie down, and shut their talking hole. 

And that they won't wear hair gel, because its rare when it looks good. 

I'm so happy!

Soon there will be one of my favorite episodes on avatar!

It's around the 43 episode, island Amber!

I just love it!

It's like, the best one with the fire nation group stories. 

With Mai, and her overly attached boyfriend, Zuko, his sister, the most evil princess ever, Azula, and her flirtatious friend, Ty Lee!

Oh fucking god it's not 70, it's 200, I don't care about your messages. 

Fuck off human beings. 

Let me hear a band I've never heard before. 

Metallica. 

I'm still tryin to figure out who were this guys with the make up in this white room that freaked the fuck out of my eight year old self and friends. 

I just want to see them. 

Once again. 

Just to check how much I changed. 

I did, just, I'm dying to understand who are they. 

They screamed, and there was blood, and white, and men. 

It could be everything. 

From a hospital, to...

Okay, dear people, do you think that slamming yourself at other people, when it's with loud music is "dancing"?

It's dangerous. 

You can go lie down on the high road, it might be mess dangerous than your fucking dance moves. 

You people, must be a little bit more sensitive, because trust me, you want to hear the whole concert, not only part of it, because in the middle, you'll faint. 

Oh, people, why mullet, WHY?

It's not working. 

You just look, weird. 

Okay. 

Everyone have weird hair. 

There's one guy, with shoulder length wavy hair, on some medium brown, he reminds me someone, but I can't point my finger on it. 

It's like, weird. 

He can be a look alike of many people, just I need to figure out of which one. 

I want to charge my phone. 

But I don't want to get up. 

Okay,

So for finishing. 

I want to complain for contact makers for cosmetical uses. 

You have marijuana leaves contacts,

You have batman, Spider-Man, superman, even the green lantern, but you don't have xanafied contacts?!

fuck you. 

For real. 

Berries, Survivors,

 I hope you'll make it.