This girl is me, and cranergy (I think that it's name) was my first energy drink.
I barely closed my mouth for the first two hours.
I love energy drinks!
I'd probably would start with Blu or Red Bull, but I didn't see them there.
I should buy some for the start of the year, if I'd like to not eat or something, so I won't faint at the gym.
Today I met my classmates.
And fuck, I hate almost all of them.
At least I have G, I hope she'll be better than nothing, I have no idea how much MB affected her, so, she can go only worse as far as I know.
And I rented a locker, I think it's quite weird that you need to rent one, but, oh well, not my problem.
I got it close to my bestie -in denial- classroom, her room is close to mine.
I told my parents to buy the low ones, because they were out of the middle, and my parents got me the high.
I'm short, 1.50 it's not high you know.
At least my friends are tall.
I have one friend, he's something about 1.70 so I can always ask for help from him, or from maya (ds), she's 1.60.
On the first day of school we'll already have our first gym lesson, it's unfair.
But it's good, I would get used to my schedule, and I'll know exactly what to eat and bring.
I know already that I'd have extra hoodie, because somehow, you always find yourself freezing, even in the middle of the summer.
Random fun fact: my (band vocalist guitarist) teacher have incredible line "summer is coming, prepare your sweatshirts" it's the best I can translate it, because every time on the summer the boys are used to be cold (it's gender thing), and on the summer they feel like they're melting, so the girls aren't used to this coldness from the air conditioning, and then the class fight of on/off air conditioning is starting.
I know that I'll have a water bottle there, because I always lose mine.
Extra shirt if I'll get sweaty (and I will), energy drinks as I mentioned above, extra pencils because somehow, people tend to steal them.
Money, enough for bus and/or something from this cafeteria/kiosk in case I'd want something, or my friend will, or that I'll need bus money and enough for some hangout if my friends and I will go to a movie or lunch together on somewhere.
And notes, because I need to remember bitchy things that people done to me.
I should make a list, but it's not that useful because many people already started school, I think it's fair because they hve about a month of Christmas, and a month of spring break.
We don't have it.
It sucks, but it's what we get, 6 school days, less vacations, but at least we have one thing that is awesome, the minimum amounts of languages in my current generation, it's 3.
Mine will be Hebrew (already know it perfectly), English (the more words I know, the easier to remember songs names), and we can choose, Arabic or French.
I pick Arabic, it's much more useful in my case.
French is awesome, but I think it can be useful to me as much as Spanish will be.
But Arabic, it'll be so much better, if I'll find myself in the middle of nowhere in the north of Israel (high population of Muslims, and people who talk mostly Arabic), I'll manage to be okay, and both sides of my family is talking in languages that are mostly Arabic, it's Iraq (I don't know how to call the language) and Yemen (same problem).
And it will be great when Arabic speaking people will try to scam me (in Israel, it doesn't matter what language you speak, it's not racist, it's just very us thing to do, is to try to cheat on people), I'll understand their shit.
So, now I'm on my family's place in the south (if I was Nicky, I would say "deep south"), it's a baby shower, and I saw enough bugs for the rest of the month.
I just hate them, the only kind of bugs or bug-alikes I like is caterpillars, ants (they are 99.9 precent of my room's population), and spiders (they are so nice, killing annoying animals and evil geniuses).
Oh fuckity fuck in the name of lordi (I just want to meet them, just like in actual life).
The electricity is finished I guess.
The lights, tv, and air conditioning is off.
I like darkness, but I hate when it's blind-black.
Even in my room, it's never really dark.
I always have the city lights, or the ambulance or the police's sirens, and the best...
Okay, fuck you all dear family.
I am getting into panic attacks from bugs, when one comes to me, I'll go to the closest human being (or animal) and say scared "oh god! Oh god! Kill it!" Because it's scaring me.
I don't know why, and usually I don't care, but dammit.
I watch movies too much.
It's probably the thirty time when I watched Mean Girls, I rather watching Pretty Little Devils, it's an awesome movie, and if you like college movies, and pretty, wait, no, slutty girls, and chubby girl getting bullied and murdered, it's your movie.
Today it was the first time I watched Scrubs, I love it.
I can't believe that I didn't watch it before.
So, today at school, oh boy, just don't do it.
I came late, because I had no idea where is my classroom, it's not close to the rest, so how should I find it?!
And then, they done the unbelievable, the teachers gave us coloring papers, like you give to the kid you're babysitting ( I personally don't babysitting, but I have younger brother and sister), and we had to color them, I chose the seahorse, because it was the closest one, and just done half stitching method, just vertical long lines, and when all of the previous teachers said that it'll be much harder on pre high, they gave me coloring pages, and the face palm I mentally had, was the most palmish (?) you've ever saw, because come fuckin on!
You give us to color papers?!
The fuck is wrong in your adult brain?!
Like seriously?!
What's the next step?!
Letting us watch Dora?!
So we will learn English better?!
I just want to murder them.
Really, so they'll die from lack of something, but it'll be from that they will be coloring pages with sea creatures.
It's not the most creative, but it's the best I can make right now.
And then, instead of being boring less eating me (that the worst part that after it, my body feels that I didn't had enough calories, is it tries to fill it in back and it's awful, nothing will complete the void in my guts.
We went to probably my favorite restaurant.
Keren, DS (bestie in denial, or now for te official shortcut BID), and I ate good meat, and it's like heaven, made of cow guts!
Than we went to my house (I don't know why), and we watched stuff, scrubs, these 70's show, some movies, and made with some plus size model, that should defiantly break up with her boyfriend (fuck you Wes, for real she deserves better than the jerk you are!).
You know that in the -not very famous- Facebook group of Bring Black Veil Brides To Israel (sadly, the one with one direction is about 25 times more popular, guess we're mainstream in off mainstream?), they have admins, the one who is a guy (the one that doesn't talk like a hoe, I suppose it's easier to understand who is a girl and who is not by this thing), his name is Malk, or something, I don't know when you write it in Hebrew, I guess when you say it it sounds like Muk, one of the most annoying common pokemons you have to battle against, they have this Harden and poisoning, and minimize, you just start to hate this pokemon so muh.
If I could pick a pokemon to have, it will not be mewtwo, he's not creative enough to become a pro evil, he's just, too simple.
It'll probably be somebody awesome, and it'll be also able to do surf, or that it won't have problems killing bugs, or getting into water.
Probably normal with ability to make many TMs and HMs so it will be useful, like that he will have charge, and, surf, and he'll have furry part, so I will be able to cuddle with it.
I really hate Wes, like, who the fuck does that?
He have amazing girlfriend.
And he's not damn attractive.
I don't find man that plays yugi ho and don't have a job, as the ideal man.
Am I the only one that admires Tom Cruise?
His hair on Mission Impossible 2, it's like a pentane girl!
If I had his hair, I'd pay for someone to hold a fan in front of me all the time, so it will always blow in the wind.
Like its so soft, and smooth, and dreamy.
You know, my hair is, curly, weird (for the good and the bad), and short.
It's like, if I were Tom?
I'll be like the one level under Chuck Norris (the legend), Tom is the only one that his hair looks good even when there's a helicopter landing, when his in the middle of a bike chance, explosions, and gun fights, I'm the only one that looks like shit when it happens?
I'd probably look like the people with failing science projects, just surprised, burnt, and with "what the fuck on hells world just happened?!" Face expression.
If I could just be more free....
Like, I have so many ideas, my brain is still young, it learns and it's creative.
I just can't wait to turn 22, then it will be my chance.
After army and school, going to actually do something with my life.
You know, some jokes for me, will never ever will get old.
Like lordi.
And the whiskey ice cream, and the whiskey syrup.
I wonder if its legal to serve it for people under 18, because its ice cream.
I rather vodka.
It's like, the better version of it.
I don't know what my dad prefers, I know he likes white and red wine, and beers.
I like the Russian alcohol, like Russians are awesome.
In Siberia, they had a super computer, and the best warriors in the world defeated them (if cyber wars would look like that? Damn I'm for you network service! And I'll have higher chances, after all, I learned for three weeks this shit).
And Russians, brides you can order!
And Personally my favorite Russian, Sasha! From 2012 the horror futuristic movie that went on theaters on 2011, and now it's under comedy section on 2013, and for the whole time I'm like "go Sasha! Go Sasha! Go Sasha!" And nonstop, until Sasha died, and than I was like "why in the movies the handsome people die?!"
I believe that the one with the best hair wins, it's like, a rule.
If they don't, something really bad is going to happen.
This thing I understood today, while watching Mission Impossible 2.
So, for once, I'd like to just move to a beach city on America, so I would enjoy the world of being my actual self.
I want to move there, really, it will be awesome.
Instead of looking like the typical Israeli hoe, there I'd look awesome.
Like the people I admire...
The Asians with true cool hair!
If I could, I will hve Azula's hair, before she cut it, or maybe Zuko's, when it grew long again, or like of Yue!
I love this girl!
Too bad that she had to break up with Sokka, so she'll be the moon.
Oh fucking god!
The face on the moon?
ITS YUE.
I just go it.
I realize things always too late.
That's what happens when I get bored and then in no one interested in everything.
You know, the coolest drawing/model-sketching was of someone from the academy, I have no idea how he done this shading, but it was awesome.
The teacher said that it reminded him a KISS band member, I thought that it will be the most awesome WWE wrestler.
I hate WWE, one guy that's in my class (well, used to, I'm still on the I'm the sixth grader who hates her life, but I'm actually the seventh grader that hates her life, you see the difference?) he really likes it, always with a hat of them, and always put the theme song, and some battles, the only battles I like, it's of pokemons, in sexy ladies in slutty sorority in jelly (Pretty Little Devils).
I really like death.
Like, it's fascinating (I spelled it correctly by myself!), I probably like the most of the different religious rituals, because every different belief is a whole different thing, and the biological process of the body.
I really like biology of all kinds.
I like sea biology, human biology, plant biology, and the best part of it, we watch small creatures with microscopes!
My favorite one was the planarian worm!
You probably know them from twilight, when they leaned about the flatworms on the first day or something.
I asked politely from my awesome teacher, and told my friends in the class about that if you cut them, they just grow it back (two headed worm), it will be so cool if it'll be in real life.
If you'd ever cut yourself again, say hello to a new hand!
Oh god, I should be the Jack's (skelington) sister or something.
When I smile, I only need some mouth stitching, and fuck yeah, we could steal Christmas together in the woods!
It's one fucking am.
I don't stay awake usually until one am.
And really mother, you're kicking everybody's shoes, why does it fair?
Like really, you do that and then you're grtting surprised that I look at you with hateful eyes?
God I wonder why? (Sarcasm)
I'll just sleep with some music.
In good at it.
Berries, Survivors,
I hope you'll make it.
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