Huge post that's mostly photos, if some photo app crashed in your computer, it's not a good idea to use it

I wanted to show you my simmer.

Meet Alejandro Linton, an adult scientist,
I like him, he's lifetime with is to master the science skill, and have rank 10 in science/medical/business career, which is great.
He got a small house in Twinbrook, and one of his grandchilren will design the house to a wonderful mansion, in between there will be some modifications, so far he got 7341 active simoleons, and he owns a couple of salvaged objects, and some he got through dumpster diving.
The only item I bought him through buy mode is the science skill thing, the one that lets you to clone sims, and on build mode I bought him a fence (this picture is really old, like a sim-week old) with a gate, because of those stupid zombies.
His child will become real as he becomes to a mad scientist, I found a potential wife so far, she's not from his work, he met her in the consignment store.

He got over 14000 now!
He donated a plasma bug for almost 5000 money (I will call it money form now on), it was a cockroach that was experimented.

3 sim weeks and 3 sim days, I'm glad his life is on epic option, I really need that length.

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I went to Bad Blood Gone Wild speedpaint video, and I wondered if the artist put Bad Blood of Creature Feature, I watched, skipped some parts (I saw this speedpaint couple of times before), and then Dr. Sawbones, well, it's their song, but if it had the irony of Bad Blood I would've enjoyed it more, or if it was Rihanna's songs from the album Good Girl Gone Bad.

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I need to find some new phone options in case that my precious best friend for a year (he wasn't like the previous one, who saw blood, or like my old black hoodie, but he was close to me, he traveled the world, and was the first in some experiences, and shared with me beautiful moments) will commit suicide.
They all do after a while.
It happened with my iPhone 3, if you remember the fact that it just stopped reacting in London, and now my phone just wasting battery, even when it's plugged in to a power source from one kind or another.
I'm afraid, what if he'll just... do it?
I can't see him slowly killing himself like that.
I just made a sad subject funny because when I hear this sentence it is a thing that people usually say to their ed friends.

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THE DOLLS.
http://www.tokyorebel.com/collections/all?page=10
THIS IS ADORABLE.

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I'm looking for some clothing pieces to inspire me!
And I'm on Polyvore, just inserting stupid search keywords.
I feel like goth-punk-emo-mime dude from Ebay.
My search: punk rock goth emo alternative grunge
Maybe I'll look for cosplay afterwards.
Oh I forgot scene!

I looked for cosplay - nothing interesting.
I looked for another c word! CP!
I have a  picture for you!

The fact that I dressed up like this in the day of the feast party they made in ram, and the fact that I dress like this all the time is quite amusing.
This is how I dress up, white hoodie, black leggings (or blue jeans, like in the original story), and black shoes (vans, but if I got sports for the day, then turquoise of some brand), and in one day I had a knife.
Not a mini razor, an actual knife, it was orange.
After putting some attention, I finally understood how amusing it is.

Title "Listening to Creepypasta -Hope", from some reason I did not expect this set.
http://www.polyvore.com/listening_to_creepypasta-hope/set?id=111293216

A comment on a design.
OMFFF
What does that even mean?
Oh
My
Fucking
Flying
Felix.

Actually it makes sense, Letters From Felix.
Just think about it if you've heard about it.
If you didn't, then think about Pewdiepie.
Okay?

http://www.polyvore.com/ghost_town_has_my_phone/set?filter=comments&id=94639695#scroll_position=1320

That's the commented design.

If somebody had my phone number, I would've freaked out.
Seriously, especially if they don't speak Hebrew.
ESPECIALLY IF THEY'LL TRY TO SPEAK HEBREW BUT THEIR ACCENT WILL BE TOO HEAVY TO UNDERSTAND.
ESPECIALLY IF IT HAPPENED OVER A YEAR AGO, WHEN GAZA SENT ROCKETS THAT "REACHED" TO TEL AVIV.
But seriously.
It's not a good idea to talk to me.
It's better to text.

OKAY!
I FOUND THOSE GHOST TOWN GIRL'S PAGE.
It's a combination of three rebellious girls.
I don't know if I shall squeal or groan, because I got a lot to say.
Poser is not one.

i care more about music then popularity and always will
please follow me because i follow back because im just that nice

Our Flag:[]BVB[]
Our Presidents:Andy Biersack, Ashley Purdy, Jeremy Ferguson, Christian Coma and Jake Pitts
Our Language:Outcast
Our Anthem:Fallen Angels
Population:The BVB Army
Our Country:Biersackland
Put This On Ur Profile If Ur A True Member Of The BVB Army

You say pink I say black
You say shopping I say Saw marathon at my house
you say gossip I say shut u I' reading!
you say fairies I say vampires
you say light I say dark
you say American Eagle I say hot topic
you say im weird.... I agree with you :D
TOO many teens care about what other think of them.

Hazel-16-strait-single
Clara-15-strait-single
Hope-14-bi-single

I'm so making one.
It's just epic.

I care more about my mental health, my blog, my life, my health than (how can you let a grammar error in the internet?! It's your fucking reputation in my opinion, it's one thing when it's not your first language, but please!) popularity and I always will change so don't trust me.
Please make a comment because I need to regain faith that I'm not a crazy wall-talker because I'm just that kind of person and you know it.

My flag: black galaxy, Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon style, instead of a triangle there's a unicorn that Bessy rides on (from Mighty B!) from his back there's a rainbow, from the front there's a pacman eating stuff.

My presidents: Barack Obama (I'm sorry I had to),Jamie Oliver, Misery (Ruby Gloom), Putin, Sungha, Gravity Falls, the girl who "assaulted" Sara the google glass hipster bitch, Jim Carrey and Jim Kerry, Alex and Anna from that russian band, Mohammad Assaf, Hedva (my old teacher), Code Lyoko characters, Avataar characters, Winx Club characters, Angel's Friend characters, Tak and the Power of Juju characters, Edgar and Ellen, Monster Allergy characters, this list is too long and it'll take too much time, sorry.

Our Language: Simlish, Arabic, Hebrew, English, Italian, Polish (or polski if you're hardcore), Ancient Greek, the whole Romance languages, Spanish (or espanol if you're hardcore), Irken, Chinese (Mandarin and all those weird other natives), Russian, and a bit of fanpersonning (the language that's common in Tumblr).

Our Anthem: Speo's Legend. All of our citizens are talented and the voca people are in, deal with it.

Population: Me, my imaginary friends, Voca people, captured enemy's soldiers, kidnapped Gipsy adults (the irony), Dr Phil, Dr Phil's tormentors, Dr Phil's tormentors' families, refugees, prisoners, and other small groups.

Our Country: Saint Poisonburg.

You say pink I say purple-black-white-blue-green.
You say shopping I say "DAD! What's you paypal password again?! Nevermind! Figured that out!" (true story).
You say gossip I say writing it all and talking about it behind your back on my blog (True story).
You say fairies I say gays (it's slang, don't hurt me).
You say light I say how can I translate it to other wave forms, I want to make darkwave music in a whole other way (true story).
You say American Eagle I say the market.
You say I'm weird I say I'm "magical" in a very sarcastic tone.
Too many teens are knifing each other and drinking, and planning to murder #StopTheYouthBeforeThey'llStopYou.

Dvash - 13 year old, the sexual preference is not available, ask me when I'm thirty.
Alejandro - few months old, was a good ant.
Juandissimo - was a good cousin for Alejandro.


Was that good?
Seriously, I got a lot of stuff to say.

THEY HAD A JEREMY?!
WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE BLACK HAIR.
QUICKLY! BLEACH HIM CUT IT SHORT GIVE HIM GALSSES AND DRESS HIM IN A BLUE SWEATER! GIVE HIM A GIRL/BOYFRIEND WITH PINK HAIR AND CALL HIM "PRINCE/SS"
But that's all.

I'm lurking in their page, like everytime  I see something.
They put a shirt with the writing "Sorry, I only like boys with tattoos".
Sorry I only like boys with tattoos.... when I want to scare my grandma.
Even better when they're vegan and we're eating tofu together and my grandma is like "Is everything okay with you!?", it happened, so why won't it happen again?

Casual Hot Nots here:http://www.polyvore.com/hot_nots/collection?id=2933178
I'm making one for you.

And nothing is personal, it's just so.

Now I got a sentence that explains my life.
A sentence that every girl says "I'm not like every other girl".
People will call me hipster if I say that I am like every other girl, but I just call it not in denial, I'm the fucking same, we both know XYZ, we both like XYZ, and we both enjoy XYZ, so how am I different?
I'm 99% percent you, only one part out of thousand is the difference.
"That's what makes me to not be like every other girl.... On the internet".



Obviously, this note is something I did, just... I wrote Note to self: Do not publish any self harm / eating disorder topics to the web where people can reach you.
Or Note to self: Do not talk to people, you will be in trouble.
Or Note to self: Do not watch Suicide Room and try to act happy near people, it does not work.
Is it a Falling in Reverse shirt?
Great, but the first thing I noticed was the can, it reminds me of Pitt Soda!
From Gravity Falls, you can check it on their wiki on wikia, Pitt is actually a pretty good brand.


As much as the design is cool, it's a phone-breaker, and it's not a good idea if you're... I don't know, not spiderman.
You will drop it, and you will panic.


That's weird.
Nerd?
I prefer that you'll take a look in Shenkar's summer gamer camp, conversation is over/
Batman Forever.
I have a problem with the word Batman.
Too many people on earth say buttman.
IT IS NOT BUTTMAN.
People in comics got buttchins, but it's not his idea!
It annoys me.
It's a part of the stuff that annoy me, like people who can't write Turkey, Mexico and New  Orleans correctly!
And people who just play with capital letters.


Now, I know this is not a necklace that was fashionable in the past, but the person who thought it's a good idea to capitalize the wrong letters should use it as a fucking choker.


HOLY FUCK IS THAT BILL?!
THERE, ON YOUR IPHONE CASE!
IT'S FUCKING BILL.
HE'S WATCHING.

Oh and in the list people who pronounce might instead of mate in the word mate!
IT'S NOT FUCKING MIGHT.




A question.
Why?
In what occasion will you were it?
The Marching Band Annual Celebration?!
Why would you buy it?!
It's fucking 45 euros!
I'd rather to rent a camel and walk with it so it's back won't hurt.



I'm doing it!

1. Dead, if you complain about doing this to girls, than why the fuck would I do that to a guy? They got feelings, and they are more ashamed, because what will the do when their wives are beating them up? They can't hurt their wives, because it's illegal, and if they'll speak up, the most they'll get is a divorce and seeing the kids once a week, considering the fact that she didn't kidnapped them (the stories I hear from my father's previous investigations...).
2. To not making sure I clicked Publish, it's a fucking hell.
3. Imaginary friends, and I am more like a good friend third wheel kind of girl, it's good, because when somebody ditches and there's an extra something I get it.
4. My skin color / face / thighs / nothing.
5. My hair, imagine the song Rap God (having friends in a class of eminem lovers got benefits) and insert hair instead of rap, deal with it.
6. My lack of period thanks to making sure I'm going the right way to hell of thinness.
7. You know everything, wait I pooped a massive amount this morning, happy now?!
8. Drawing, hearing music, buying albums I've never heard before or heard only one song of, ranting.
9. laptop time!
10. It's not my favorite, it's the first one "Your Zuko costume's pretty good, but your scar's on the wrong side" - A kid to Zuko; Admit it - it's epic.

11. Random? I bought yesterday Indie Rock and Alternative and Rock yesterday, I actually enjoy randomness, the time before was Metal and Punk, so go figure that out.

12. Me, Myself and I, KA-BAM.

13. Pajamas, well kind of, I'm wearing a 3/4 baseball./american tee, white with black sleeves because I don't have any other pajama shirts, this shirt is usually my everyday shirt, and mint colored shorts with gray thread.

14. Roaches, large height, the dark (no wonder why), mirrors, adults, teens, preteens, bugs, probably more that I can't remember.

15. I stayed in home, celebrating a Jewish holiday as an Atheist, fun.

AND I'M DONE.

I think I'm going to continue there.

Somebody was never in a hospital's underground floor, was they?

I was, it was spooky.

One light flickered, and people came in and out, most of it seemed abandoned, it wasn't really the coziest place to be.

Hola! My name is Dora!

That's actually the only sentence I know from Dora in the American version, my sister once had a Dora game and I had to play with her to explain her what to do, she just wanted to watch, so I know it.

My name is Dvash and I wish it was "Sent her back to" because my family name is also a name of a mentally ill hospital, it's also of a rabbi, funny, they just connected Judaism to madness, I never noticed it before.

Favorite band, not such a thing, it always changes, and I just hate to write it.

My role model is many people, a bit from each one.

3 words to describe me Poison's blogger person?

If I could get highlights they would be green/purple/blue, probably purple, I'd rather a septum, but you asked hair.

IT'S CHANNING TATUM?!

I want Miley Cyrus right now, or a strong person that will hold my bed so it won't fall while I put myself in weird upside-down poses on my bed, NO! I want that French guy! REMI GAILLARD!

I'm a hardcore insider.

You have no idea, I know everything, I just got in, and I got everything in my head.

I know details and I'm great at keeping them, I suggest the army to recruit me as a spy and sent me to be awesome, but I'm going to have a fluffy hair like Tom Cruise's before it!

Two options:

IT'S A SHINY STITCH! POKEBALL!

IT'S AN ALBINO STITCH!

WHOSE HEAD DO I NEED TO TAKE OFF IN ORDER TO MAKE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT'S BLACK AND WHAT'S NOT?!

It looks like something that  Rock Chang would do.

It actually looks like a print he made.

Please go and admire this guy, he's a god, I have so many shirts that he designed.

THANK YOU.

20 DOLLARS FOR SUCH A SMALL THING?!

ARE YOU MAD?!

I can make it at home, for an old shirt and a printing paper and my old Justin Bieber pillow!

But it always happens, in the end I'll just steal the whole fucking truck and sell it for cheaper price online.

I don't have any confidence with make up.

It's pathetic in my opinion, it's fucked up and as long as you're not making it extremely something, it's not that impressive.

As long as it doesn't involve fake blood / liquid latex it's probably not what I'm looking for.

How can you concentrate with it, it's fucking staring to your soul, I can't manage wearing a shirt with a face without being pissed off since the third grade, how the fuck can you do that?!

Go explain it to your kids now.

Fucking stupid.

That's worse than probably the whole page combined.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WEAR THAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

The sentence doesn't relate in any form to this picture, but once my cousin asked me "Dvash do you like One Direction?" I said "What..? No.." Ii said what because it takes time to my brain to process information that don't have anything with my reflexes, like words that are not watermelon.

And my mother said to him "Don't insult her!", it's quite amusing.

One Direction are fine, actually they are quite good, I don't know if they write their songs now, or it's still Ed Sheeran, but their lyrics can be inspiring and empowering, the main problem is the music, I fucking hate catchy songs, it ruins my day, from some reason, it's quite hard to hum things that aren't really catchy.

Now I'm noticing the picture.

Aliens?

Seriously? We're doing this again? Scientology?

What the fuck people?!

Just kidding, I believe that there are aliens.

I'm smiling, it's so cute!

It's like a joker felix stuff.

It's all cute and shit until somebody puts it inside your ear and makes you deaf in one ear.

Ha!

It's just too easy these days.

Why would you do that?

I'm sorry, but it's really stupid.

It's like the forehead-chin-neck tattoo on that Gravity Falls dude.

It's a fucking trend?!

I want an old dog, the ones that aren't adopted, they are the most loyal and polite dogs, love them.

FUCK IT'S LIKE ANDY'S HAIR WHEN HE PUT THOSE HAIR EXTENSIONS AND CREATED A HUGE MOHAWK ON THAT FASHION DESIGN SHOW!!

You just built the spikes with the built-in nails wrong.

Stupid designer.

It's high, and it's not stilettos.

Why would you wear such a high thing that can't be used as a weapon?

Stilettos are great for taking out eyes!

35$?

Why?!

It's a mickey mouse ear cuff, now all I can think about is Suicide Mouse and how much I hate piercing posers.

Yes I said posers, here it's legal.

240$?!

I know where I can get cheap and sharp ones.

Nose cuff?!

Die, seriously, die.

The only fake cuff I got is a handmade one to see if septum would look good on me.

Shmebulock!

I'm sorry that he puked on your shoe....

"Alex turns to Anna, walks towards hair and says 'I love you' and kisses her passionately for a minute, moving to camera 2, explosives starting to burn, Alex takes Anna by the hand and runs with her, moving to camera 3 hd high-fps and cut. Kobe in the basement in front of CSI agents (3# and 5#) and agent Z, lighting from top, dark basement, Z says...."

Have fun with suffering you hipster bitch.

I can imagine "BUT MOM! I WANTED A MEANINGLESS TATTOO THAT I'LL REGRET ON! GAAHHH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T HAVE SWAG! ONLY XYZ UNDERSTAND ME!! BWHAHAHAHA!".

HELP ME!

I don't know  what HCO means.

Oh it's hollister, definitely hollister! They got really cheap and pretty clothes!

Crunkcore? Uhh, I remember trying to find but failing in the way, and going to Sungha and Nino Ferrer and some latin boy in a talent show, so I'd say pop, because I'm afraid to say something I'd regret about.

STILETTOS!

FUCK YES!

Neon or pastels? None, I'm not a marker and I'm not a crayon, I want a lord, just because it's the unremovable one and I'm a lord!

Skinnies, because bell bottoms are uncomfortable and stupid.

Scene, they are like me on three cans of XL sugar free, or mochito.

Edvard, because when AQW does a parody, they nail it!

Blue, obvious!

Spring and Fall, for me it's the same weather -hot as hell's first 6 gates.

Fruits, because there are barely any veggies that I like, Broccoli and that's it, cucumbers and tomatoes are fruits, so... Yeah...

Wax, the mighty powers of skin peeling and hair coming off is great, and Helena is nice.

Baths when there's water.

Uggs, because they are a legitimate clothing piece that lets you wear slippers in disguise of fashionable trend.

Purple, but dark purple.

Layered?

Singing, because hurtig others' ears is better than hurting my own ego.

Both.

Edvard.

Art, because I consider music as art.

Fancy.

Okay, if people use labels, why can't we know when our date expires?

It's so awesome.

Allergy information : May contain small unremoved bones.

It's all cute and shit until somebody pushes the chain down and you end up with a torn ear.

That's not as bad as those name necklaces, I call them collar, or name tags, because you just can't remember your name so you must carry one with you, you don't have alzheimer stop wearing this!

But at least learn to spell, it's one thing when Andy from the white night writes it this way, I mean, he knew English for only a year, so it's acceptable, but the person who designed this in a men xs-xl sizes, is probably old enough to know how to write stuff.

I have this shirt.

This is not sebastian butler.

Sebastian is a character with blonde hair that seduces girls.

It's a Harry Potter thing, but it's Bill for me.

That's all cute and shit until this person is I don't know, forty and you're a teen, and it's awkward, and he's accused for a lot of illegal actions.

It's cute, but it's not cute as my dad's sword collection, have you saw those movies with the redneck father with the gun collection, well, swords...

With bullets you can save yourself with a bulletproof vest, and a helmet or something, a sword is an extension of your arm.

It's not as cool as the third book replicas they sell online, nothing is as cool as cosplaying as dipper.

Just because it's fucking adorable.

I still believe that Robbie is a zombie.

Why?

ROB ZOMBIE.

THAT'S IT.

It's small so I'm not sure if you understand who are they, they are One Direction.

I'm sorry for the evil maker of this, but it's just five guys on Abbey Road, millions of tourists have done this before, they are not the first ones and certainly not the last ones.

I KNOW THIS SONG!

FAKE YOUR DEATH!

Listening to the music, it sounds like something that Kaplan will play and I'll just watch him with my jaw dropped.

I would've said Klomek, but he got that guitar so nope.

And I would've said Addi but she never played much in front of me.

I play like the red blob in the movie in Ram, absolutely like shit.

We all start somewhere after all.

...

I never thought I'd hate that much black hair.

I'm getting tired of watching guys with straight(ened) hair that sometime is teased.

It's fucking awful.

I can get the same volume with only shaking my head violently.

I just did it, I feel even more awful, I feel nauseous.

I'M DONE.

I feel like I'm on fire, it's just get hotter in the night, and then around at one am it's bone chilling.

Well, I guess it's time for doing something productive!

Sai just died.

I'm downloading Gimp.

By the way, isn't the title looks like new P!ATD song?